Fried Chicken
In class, the teacher showed various pictures of birds. Then he asked one of the students, "What kind of bird do you like best, Jack?"
Jack thought a moment, then answered, "Fried chicken, sir."
Just Sew the Buttonhole
Husband: Did you sew the button on my shirt, darling?
Wife: No, dear. I couldn't find the button, so i just sewed up the buttonhole.
I Taught the Teacher
Mother asked her little boy, "Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?"
"Nothing, Mum," answered the son proudly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three."
[刘梅-编译] @ 辽宁教育出版社
In class, the teacher showed various pictures of birds. Then he asked one of the students, "What kind of bird do you like best, Jack?"
Jack thought a moment, then answered, "Fried chicken, sir."
Just Sew the Buttonhole
Husband: Did you sew the button on my shirt, darling?
Wife: No, dear. I couldn't find the button, so i just sewed up the buttonhole.
I Taught the Teacher
Mother asked her little boy, "Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?"
"Nothing, Mum," answered the son proudly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three."
[刘梅-编译] @ 辽宁教育出版社
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